"The 'Mrs. Claus' outfit was bad enough, but the fact that Perkle had a matching 'Baby Claus' outfit ensured that Rufus' white suit would get a special holiday baptising from a certain 200 pound kitty that no one would soon forget. Especially since Rufus was wearing the suit at the time..."
More ugly pet-sweater art! This time I am picking on the Shinra household. Perkle loves the holidays; so many new sights and sounds and smells! Dark is a little less enthused.
Speaking of art - you can find the annual Ex Libris Advent Calendar here -> www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…
So far we have art by Lazra, Sunstroke-Art, ADarkWorldFantasy, Pookystar, Chrislea, Zsomeone, Hallo-Katzchen, Xixthe, and of course, Animama! THANK YOU, all of you, it is so wonderful! And thank you to Pointy for her yearly pilgrimage in which she dons her shawl, picks up her lantern, and goes forth into the dark and snowy night seeking artists.
Enjoy the calendar, but don't skip ahead - beyond those borders be horrors the likes of which you cannot comprehend...
Reeve; Well technically she IS just doing her job.
Rufus: And what's her reason for weeing on my suits?
Reeve: If you put that sweater on me, I'd wee on your suits too.
::laughter of 15 baby otters settling around Dark and Ruskin::
Rufus-Darling I have your 15 Killer Fruitcakes!! Rufus?...anyone? Well, I'll put them in the fridge so babies don't get them with this note not to eat unless one is over 21 and not for Pickles.
I'd hate to see what he has Reeve dressed as...oh no I wouldn't. Reeve is probably tied to the bed with several of Charles' ties and covered with caramel sauce. I better go hop on the bike and take the Boys and Charles their Fruitcakes. I'm going to need a small trailer if I keep hauling around this big of orders...I need to speak to Cid.....
Be good Perkle. ::kisses both her and Dark::
t I'm just tired and I apologize for what I said. I think I was falling a sleep at the time. Katy is not I fell of the chair and I am now going to bed.. It was a fuull sprawl and I'm very glass that m head didin'thit thepull out..
Please accept my humblest of apologies. I do Love you! :herart::Heart:Heart:
Charles: Nathan did you take all my ties?
Nathan: Reeve did.
Charles: Why would Reeve want my...? You know what? I don't want to know.
I just had to see what I didn't remember and now I remember why.
Toki:: Charlies!! Nat'ns!!! Little Otter-Mamas be here's on little tinys trailer-bikes and says she is havings your fruit-cakes! What you do to be putting DAT insides of her????? AAUUUGH!! You two's is beings nakeds?? I needs da brains-bleach!! No not reallys, but if peoples haves dat how do dey be using it?
Charles: Lies on his back with Nathan on top of him, their eyes locked as each tries to remember what it was like to actually have sex without an audience.
Nathan: Toki we're sorta busy..
Charles pulls a pillow over his face as the Swiss Family Otter shows up...
Mama Otter:: Please, which Gear shall I give your Fruitcakes to so Pickles won't eat them immediately and I can take Toki and the both of us can leave?? I'm so very sorry you two!!
Toki: I stills wants to know whats is da brain bleaches, please!
Sephiroth:: **urge to kill risi......** ::has an almond cake stuffed in his mouth:: Mrrf
Zack:: Sounds like a great business idea for Aeris to get right on! Right Miki?
Miki:: "kay!!!! :hic: