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Heartbreaker

Author: The Magic Rat.
Rating: G
Pairing: Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles
Warnings: implied m-preg.
Word Count: 487
Website – Ex Libris:  www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…
Live Journal: delaese.livejournal.com/profil…

Disclaimer: Metalocalypse, the members of Dethklok, and lyrics to Dethklok songs belong to Brendon Small, Cartoon Network and Turner Music. Copyright for all stories and original characters such as Badger the Roadie is with the author, and may not be published, copied, distributed or archived without the author's prior written consent.

Summary: You never know what will show up in the nanny-cam.

Author’s notes: Lydia is Nathan and Charles’ daughter from my FFVII/Metalocalypse crossover.




Toki was beyond hysterical. To hear him screaming his fear and worry to the blackened heavens above one would think Skwisgaar was dead rather than resting comfortably in his own bed.

“Toki it’s all right,” the doctor tried to assure him. “It was a very mild heart attack, there’s nothing wrong with him, he’s going to be just fine.”

“What caused it?” asked Charles.

“Well I’m really not sure,” said the doctor. “His heart has always been strong, there is no history of heart trouble in his family, he doesn’t smoke, he’s not obese… I’m at a loss. A healthy young man should not fall over like that. But he’s going to be just fine.”

Toki was slowly calming down as it penetrated his tiny brain that Skwisgaar was going to be all right. Nathan put a reassuring arm around him, hugging him as Toki turned to him for comfort.

“Well where was Skwisgaar when he went down?” asked Charles.

“The main fire hall,” said the doctor. “So there should be security footage of what happened.”

Charles called Gear 86 to bring up the tapes from the time period in question. After a few minutes 86 arrived with the tape and set it up. The image appeared on screen, and Charles, along with Nathan, Toki, Pickles, Murderface and the doctor, watched.

It was a rather charming little scene; little Lydia, not quite two, was seated on the floor playing with her toy horses, her long black hair hanging loose and wild. Also seated on the floor was Skwisgaar, head down, fingers flying over the neck of his Gibson. His eyes were closed, and he was miles away in his own mind, hearing and seeing nothing as he played. Lydia set down her horse, and looked at him.

“Unca Skwi-gar? I hungry.”

Skwisgaar did not hear. He just kept playing. Annoyed, Lydia spoke a bit louder.

“Unca Skwi-gar, I hungry!”

Once again, the child was unheard as Skwisgaar pushed himself to become faster yet, to weave better and more complex riffs. Lydia rolled her eyes and put down her horsie, then got to her feet in that butt-first way of little kids. She walked purposefully over to the tall blonde, and grabbed a handful of hair, lifting it up to expose an ear. Then, drawing in a lungful of air, she repeated her statement at a pitch and volume achievable only by a tiny baby girl.

“UNCA SKWI-GAR I HUNGRY!”

“Well then,” said Charles, as on screen Skwisgaar keeled over clutching his chest. “I think we have our answer. Nathan I think we need to talk to our daughter about screaming in people’s ears.”

He looked over at Nathan, who was flat on his back on the floor, laughing so hard his face was red and no sound was coming out.

“Fine,” said Charles. “I guess I’ll do it.”

Heartbreaker

Author: The Magic Rat.
Rating: G
Pairing: Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles
Warnings: implied m-preg.
Word Count: 487
Website – Ex Libris:  www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…
Live Journal: delaese.livejournal.com/profil…

Disclaimer: Metalocalypse, the members of Dethklok, and lyrics to Dethklok songs belong to Brendon Small, Cartoon Network and Turner Music. Copyright for all stories and original characters such as Badger the Roadie is with the author, and may not be published, copied, distributed or archived without the author's prior written consent.

Summary: You never know what will show up in the nanny-cam.

Author’s notes: Lydia is Nathan and Charles’ daughter from my FFVII/Metalocalypse crossover.

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Phoneix-Faerie Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oooh dear, yes, definitely not a good thing
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
LOL! Nope!
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ravenaudron Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I get heart attacks all the time from my girls. Such loudness from the mouths of small ones. 
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
Yeah the volume is amazing!
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riverotter7 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh the volume babies and small children can put out. There's something to be said about an infant screaming their heads off in the early am because of a hair around a toe or finger; but yes, tiny little girls can hit the super-sonic range! Especially a little girl of Nathan's.....::giggle::

Toki:: Whys you nots listen to Baby, Skwisgaar? Den you nots be like dis!!! :wibble:

Skwisgaar:: What did youse say? You lips are movings but noting comings out.

Toki:: AUUUGH!!! she mades him blinds!!!!

Pickles:: trying not to laugh at the thought of Skwisgaar shaped window-treatments:: Comere, Kiddo. Lemme tell you about Blind, Deaf and dumb!
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Lydia: He wasn't listening!

Charles: Well next time just ask a Gear.
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riverotter7 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Swkisgaar:: Don't yous be telling anything abouts nobody just becuase I's can'ts hear.

Toki:: YAY!!! You's not Dumb!!!

Nathan:: Yes he is. He just doesn't know it yet.
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Lydia: I WAS HUNGRY!
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riverotter7 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Toki:: she's havings YOUR lungs, Nat'n. Pretty soons we's be hearings her down da halls!
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
Pickles: Dood, like we ain't NOW?
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riverotter7 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Toki:: Nots yet! ::picks up Lydia:: You's big Barn, isn'ts youse,  Liten Kanin?

Nathan:: My daughter is **not** a barn, Toki...::edge of a growl::

Toki:: innocently :: She nots a child, Nat'n? Barn is the word for "child" and "liten Kanin" is Littles Rabbit!

Nathan:: Okay but you speak english around her.

Lydia ::Papa, meg Hungrig!!!

Nathan:: glares at Toki who just shrugs
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
Charles: Oh so clever, already speaking Norwegian! Love 
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ShadowHaloedAngel Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh god, poor Skwisgaar
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Skwisgaar: Pretties sure I nearly wents to Valhalsa on dats one.
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ShadowHaloedAngel Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Yup. Yup you did.
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NekoWork Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my god, good luck dealing with your little girl, Charles!
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Charles: With luck, she will grow out of this. Unlike her daddy.
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fetherhd Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Professional General Artist
HAHAHAHAHA....now I can just SEE that happening being the proud mommy of four girls!!
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
LOL! Me too! Missed you hon!
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fetherhd Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Professional General Artist
Things are going great! we have the cabin just about insulated. We have to actually finish a wall before I can insulate the last wall as I have to move shelves and cannot do it without a finished wall. Picked up a couple more goats...a pretty nanny named Pup and her son who we named Hound! been picking blackberries. Should have enough to make some jam in a day or two!! Just all in all living it up in the ozarks. We is regular hill folk...hehehehe
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Awesome! OMG hon I cannot wait to see your house!!
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fetherhd Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Professional General Artist
its just an itty bitty 240 square foot cabin right now but it is MINE!!!!!....hope to expand to about 570 square feet but that will have to wait for next summer. May end up getting my art studio cabin before we actually expand the living space. will just have to play it by ear
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
That is so cool, gods I wish I could do what you are doing.
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fetherhd Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Professional General Artist
Hug I wish you could too! It is hard work...but very satisfying. its cooled off here so we have been out putting zip lines up for the goats. Cannot afford fencing so the ziplines give them access to grazing. it is working pretty good.
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
Would love to be out there doing that. :(
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SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You have to admit, Charles, it is totally metal that your baby can induce heart attacks with her voice alone at two!
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Nathan: She gets that from my side of the family. :D
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holkimcardie1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh, dear, yep, that'll do it.
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Hee! Glad you liked it.
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Selene-LeBeau Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Such a sweet girl, come on Lydia, Auntie Lene'll get you a nice yummy snack*scoops her up*
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Lydia: I like pie!
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Selene-LeBeau Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Of course of course ma cher*smile*
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