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Babysitter Loz.

Author: The Magic Rat
Rating: PG
Pairings: Angeal/Genesis
Warnings: Loz.
Word Count: 669
Website – Ex Libris:  www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…
Live Journal: delaese.livejournal.com/profil…

If you are new to the Rabid Tiger story arc, you can find the entire thing either on my website here:
www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…

Or the Rabid Tiger Gallery on Deviant Art here:
rabid-tiger.deviantart.com/gal…

Just start at ‘Porcupine Love’ and go from there.

Disclaimer: All Final Fantasy Seven characters, places and situations are the property of Square Soft/Square Enix and are used without permission and without intent of plagiarism or profit. Metalocalypse, the members of Dethklok, and lyrics to Dethklok songs belong to Brendon Small, Cartoon Network and Turner Music. Copyright for all stories and original characters such as Badger the Roadie is with the author, and may not be published, copied, distributed or archived without the author's prior written consent.

Summary: Loz is entrusted with his first responsibility.

Author’s Notes: Just a silly fluff-fic for anyone in need of fluff.



“I think this is a ridiculous idea,” grumbled Genesis, allowing Angeal to bundle him into a long winter coat.

“Yes,” said Angeal, “and if somebody adorable and pregnant with triplets wasn’t spotting blood from his unmentionables and if Baby was home and Zack wasn’t in the hospital we would have other options, wouldn’t we?”

Genesis looked at his husband from over his shoulder. “If someone big and handsome doesn’t stop baby-talking me he is going to get a punchy-wunchy in his nosy-wosy.”

Angeal was undaunted. He wrapped Genesis into a coat and picked him up, then looked to Miki, who was standing beside the only adult who had been available to watch the kids while he took Genesis to Healin for a check-up; Loz.

“We will not be gone long,” said Angeal.

“Is Auntie Genesis okay?” asked Miki.

“He’s fine,” said Angeal reassuringly. “He’s just being difficult.”

“I’m a delicate and special snowflake,” said Genesis.

“We won’t be gone long,” said Angeal. “There are phone numbers on the fridge, there are snacks, we will be back as soon as we can.” Angeal looked to Loz. “We are trusting you,” he said slowly, significance infusing each word.

Loz was simply thrilled to be helping. It meant, more than anything, he was a trusted and valued member of this enormous and happily dysfunctional family. It couldn’t possibly be because Angeal simply could not find anyone else.

“I’ll be good!” he said. “I’ll make sure everyone is fed and in bed and homework done and…”

“Good, that’s good,” said Angeal, distracted by Genesis’ obvious discomfort. “We will be back home as soon as we can.”

Angeal left. Loz and Miki watched through the window as Angeal bundled Genesis into the truck and drove off as fast as he could. They would be back in five hours with an “all-clear” from Dr. Gaywell and medication to stop the unwanted cramps, the triplets still dreaming inside their mother’s body. In the meantime, Miki looked up at Loz, sensing from him the very same playful and brainless innocence she read in her classmates and friends.

“Wanna feed Skittles to Ralph and see what colours come out when he barfs?”

“YEAH!” enthused Loz. “Then can we use watercolours to paint Satin?”

“Okay! But first I wanna make peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwiches. Then we can teach Edgington to ring the doorbell.”

“Why would we do that?” asked Loz.

“Well what if she gets stuck outside?”

“Aw that’s dumb,” said Loz. “Her beak is too big to press the button! Teach her to knock!”

“Okay! Gee Loz, you’re the best babysitter EVER!”

“Thanks!” said Loz proudly. “You get the Skittles. I’m gonna put all the plums we harvested earlier into the tub to make jam.”

Forty-five minutes later, Sephiroth arrived home, and was greeted enthusiastically by a tie-dye peacock, just as he heard the distinctive noise of Ralph the Wonder-Amphibian throwing up on the rug. Sephiroth picked the bird up, and looked to the gigantic form on the porch.

“Why is Edgington standing on the porch hammering on the door?” he asked himself wearily.

Babysitter Loz.

Author: The Magic Rat
Rating: PG
Pairings: Angeal/Genesis
Warnings: Loz.
Word Count: 669
Website – Ex Libris:  www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…
Live Journal: delaese.livejournal.com/profil…

If you are new to the Rabid Tiger story arc, you can find the entire thing either on my website here:
www.winter-wood.net/ex-libris/…

Or the Rabid Tiger Gallery on Deviant Art here:
rabid-tiger.deviantart.com/gal…

Just start at ‘Porcupine Love’ and go from there.

Disclaimer: All Final Fantasy Seven characters, places and situations are the property of Square Soft/Square Enix and are used without permission and without intent of plagiarism or profit. Metalocalypse, the members of Dethklok, and lyrics to Dethklok songs belong to Brendon Small, Cartoon Network and Turner Music. Copyright for all stories and original characters such as Badger the Roadie is with the author, and may not be published, copied, distributed or archived without the author's prior written consent.

Summary: Loz is entrusted with his first responsibility.

Author’s Notes: Just a silly fluff-fic for anyone in need of fluff.

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SikeSaner Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
In the meantime, Miki looked up at Loz, sensing from him the very same playful and brainless innocence she read in her classmates and friends.

“Wanna feed Skittles to Ralph and see what colours come out when he barfs?”

“YEAH!” enthused Loz.


Oh good gravy. Two peas in a pod... Somehow I knew putting Loz in charge of such a thing would result in Messes. And I was right
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
Yup. Very right. :D
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archonproject Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This reminds me all too well of my children and how one should really re-think things before one leaves younger children in the hands of older children...even for a short period of time.  :lol:  Loved it!  (as always)  'Then we can use watercolors to paint Satin'  oh yes...now that would be worth a fic all its own.  HEHEHEHE!
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Satin: They have to catch me first!
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archonproject Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
O.o  that would be a fun video too.  :p
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Yamoto132 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
miki's so cute, and lol loz is so...loz XD
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
LOL! Yeah. :D
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:icondethklokbabe:
Dethklokbabe Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh poor Sephy.... Looks like Miki's a mischief maker!
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013

Seph: Just like her father.

Zack: :D

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Dethklokbabe Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFL!!!  Is that why he always gives into her?
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
:D Pretty much!
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ShadowHaloedAngel Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh wow... that was adorable! And Miki knows exactly what she's doing...
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
Of course! :D
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adarkworldfantasy Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
These are the best babysitters ever =D  I know, because I have done this and later heard the reviews from the children that I have been the best :lmao:  I did however have to lay down the rule of 'only at my house and no where else', just in case :rofl:
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
You're an awesome babysitter, hon.
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adarkworldfantasy Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, riding down the stairs on a mattress and having sniper wars in the dark with nerf guns and a strobe light sounded like a good idea XD
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!
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:iconadarkworldfantasy:
adarkworldfantasy Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We got so busy building tents with the couches and mattresses we lost track of time!
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
OMG sounds like fun!
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:iconadarkworldfantasy:
adarkworldfantasy Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It was =D
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RainbowSylveon Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh lord, Loz xDDDD

Well, at least they're staying in the house... right? xD
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Hey, so long as no one needs to call an ambulance, it's all good! :D
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alphonseelric22 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*falls out of chair* I knew this was going to be good and you did not disappoint! And they thought Cid was a bad influence!
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Cid and Loz would be a NIGHTMARE!!!!
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alphonseelric22 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Now I can't help imaging these two babysitting everyone's kids XDDDD
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013
Rufus: Not MY kids!
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alphonseelric22 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YOUR kids are nuts enough! XD
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
:D
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:iconherradurra1:
herradurra1 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Professional Photographer
If Loz is that capable, I'm hiring him as staff.
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Loz: YAY!
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Phoneix-Faerie Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
awww bless :) very sweet! and hes doing his best!
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MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
He is, and hey, the kids had fun. That's all that counts.
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Phoneix-Faerie Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
exactly
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NoChristmasJokesPlz Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Loooozzzz! <3

Wait, is this not how you babysit? I think I've been doing it wrong...
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
ROFLMAO!
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SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Charles: Well, the children haven't drunk bleach, adopted any unwanted kids, spent millions on redecorating, destroyed the lighting, or turned up or gotten anyone pregnant.  And it unlikely he'd be overpowered or cursed to kill himself.  Is . . . ah . . . is he free next Saturday?
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
Loz: Better ask Ian. :D
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:iconlady-avalon:
Lady-Avalon Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
Well, he hasn't fed them bleach... I'd call it a success!
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
ROFLMAO!
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sunstroke-art Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How do you make jam in a bathtub?
Wait - do I even WANT to know the answer to that... lols

Ty-died birdies are the best birdies.

I want this to be my new tag line..
“I’m a delicate and special snowflake,”
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SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Loz: You put all the fruit in, then stomp it all into mush, then scoop it into jars with sugar and stuff and can it!
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sunstroke-art Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pretty much like I thought -- dies...
But don't you just mix the sugar in the bathtub>?
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:iconsparklinburgndy:
SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I suppose you could.  But you could have some sugar-free jars in the batch.
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
Because you are! :D
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Xiannah Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Y'know, the scary part is I have a friend I trust with my daughter that would likely do the same crap. Dang near genius IQ, too. Up side, he'd make it a science lesson and can be relied upon to clean up afterward. This does not prevent the sighs and 'what did you do now?' reactions.
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
Loz would clean! That's what pets are for!
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:iconenide-dear:
Enide-Dear Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
The kid is happy, the pets are alive, the house is still standing...what else do they want? :XD:
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Exactly! :D
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Blueflame98 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Loz...they're gonna put YOU in the hospital...LOL>
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:iconmagicrat:
MagicRat Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Loz: Why? I'm not pregnant.
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