First off, I love your products. I really do. I hope to be buried with a large case of Dragon Eggs, which are my favourite product that you sell. However there are a few things I would like to point out regarding your products and customers that you may not be aware of.

For instance, you may not be aware that some of your customers have anxiety disorders, and that anxiety disorders can cause painful muscle aches. You may also not be aware that said customers use your products in the bath to comfort the afore-mentioned aches, and it is very likely that you are not aware such people enjoy soaking in the bath in a darkened room. And while I know that you know some of your bath bombs and fizzies contain little strands of beneficial seaweed, your customer bathing in the dark may not realize this until she becomes aware of strange things floating in the water with her, turns on the light and encounters what appears to be a bath full of some type of black worm and screams her head off. My cat, who was happily napping on the bath matt would also like a word with you about the trauma she received when a wet naked human lunged out of the tub and sprayed water all over her.

In short; your products are lovely, I truly enjoy them, but please put a warning label on your seaweed.

Sincerely; the Magic Rat