Yeah doing this Mary Sue meme again, this time as Arrowsmith.

1.) What is your name?
John Arrowsmith.

2.) What gender are you?
Definitely a guy.

3.) What age are you?
26

4.) Do you wanna hug?
Uh... no.

5.) Do you have any bad habits?
Apart from smoking, drinking, swearing, fighting, fornicating, occasional drug use and that thing with the donkey down in Mexico... no.

6.) What is your favorite food?
Chili!

7.) Are you a virgin?
Absolutely. I only fuck on a Sunday and God forgives me.

8.) Have you killed anyone?
Yes I have. I don't like it but I have.

9.) Do you hate anyone?
Oh yeah.

10.) Have any secrets?
Shitloads. Ain't telling. Especially not about the donkey.

11.) What is your favorite season?
Fall.

12.) Who is your best friend?
My little thief.

13.) What are your hobbies?
Smoking, drinking, swearing, fighting, fornicating, occasional drug use and that thing with the donkey down in Mexico...

14.) What is your favorite drink?
Beer.

15.) When is your birthday?
October 31st.

16.) What age did you die?
Last lifetime I was about 60 I think.

17.) Are you nice or mean?
It depends on what you've done to me.

18.) Are you shy or social?
Depends.

19.) What do you think of your parents?
Love my folks, both sets.

20.) What is your weakness?
Smoking, drinking, swearing, fighting, fornicating, occasional drug use and that thing with the donkey down in Mexico...

21.) How long can you stay underwater?
You'd have to ask Infamous...

22.) What do you do on regular day basis?
Eat shit shave shower then just sorta take it from there...

23.) Do you love someone?
Yup!

24.) What is your favorite band?
Geh. Not sure. Too many to name.

25.) Have you ever worn a dress?
Yes. Next question.

26.) What do you consider fun in one day-time?
Fun in one day-time? What the fuck does that mean?

27.) ....At night?
You'd have to ask Infamous about that.

28.) Ever kissed anyone?
Every chance I get.

29.) ...of the same gender?
ROFLMFAO!

30.) What's your favorite thing to touch?
My dick. What the hell kind of retarded question is that?

31.) Anyone loves you?
Infamous does.

32.) What is your favorite color?
Red.

33.) Do you have a pet?
I have a ducky.

34.) What is your pets' name?
Ducky.

35.) Are you crazy?
No. The voices in my head say so.

36.) What are you?
Big queer biker, what's it to you?

37.) What is your nickname?
Finland.

38.) If you were a superhero, what would you be?
MR. CANOE-HEAD!!

39.) Do you want to be with someone?
With them how?

40.) With who?
What do you mean "with"? Like stand beside, visit, have sex with, what?

41.) What is your current occuptation?
Seer of Hercandoloff.

42.) What is your favorite movie?
Jesus Christ Superstar.

43.) Interview over, any else you like to say?
Yeah, that was five minutes of my life I'll never get back.